I ate this

Welcome to Bad Apple's small but perfectly formed selection of junk food reviews, I ate this. We will leave no stone unturned to bring you the most stringent tests on new and old snack food products, and you can rest assured that it will be done with the same dedication and attention to detail as the rest of the site.

So about three lines. When I can be arsed.

Star Wars Ice Lolly
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